Well, folks, here’s a story ’bout Minnie the Moocher
She was a red-hot hoochie-coocher
She was the roughest, the toughest frail
But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Ha, ria, ria, ria-o (ha, ria, ria, ria-o)
Hue, tie, tie, tie (hue, tie, tie, tie)
Hau, te, hute, hute, hute (hute, hute, hute, hute) She messed around with a bloke named Smokey
Wah! She loved him, though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown and showed her
How to kick the gong around Hue, tie, tie, tio (hue, tie, tie tio)
Huiria, tototo, ta, tototo (hiririra, tototo, ha, tototo)
Hirili, eh, eh, eh, eh-oh (hirili, eh, eh, eh, eh-oh) Then she had a dream about the king of Sweden
This great king gave her things, that she was needin’
A brand-new house made of gold and steel
A million-dollar car, with platinum wheels Hauri, hauri, hauri, ha (hauri, hauri, hauri, ha)
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de (ho-de-ho-de-ho-de)
Habibae (habibae) Huatia, tia, tia (huatia, tia, tia)
Riorie, ere, eu-u-rero (riorie, ere, eu-u-rero)
Hua, tururu, rururu-ie (hua, tururu, rururu-ie) Hey, ye, hururie, pe, he (hey, ye, hururie, pe, pe)
Hurpuh, pe-pe pe-ie (hurpuh, pe-pe pe-ie)
Lirla, lurla, lirla-lei (lirla, lurla, lirla-lei) Huepo, um-be um-be (huepo, um-be um-be)
Wuau, wuau, wuau, eh-ho (wuau, wuau, wuau, eh-ho)
Hie, te, te, rie-ie-oh (hie te te rie-ie-oh) Poor Min
Poor Minnie
Huuuuh