I was hiding in the bath from the wind of garbage
My eyes will never be filled with the holy light
Cockroaches and bugs lived under my carpet
The rats bit off my nose, and my left ear
Aha! America, America
Aha! America, America
I went to bed in winter and awoke in summer
Yesterday I shot a rat, and I wore a diaper
I traded my guitar for a wooden stake
A Little Girl took away my razor and my lighter
Aha! America, America
Aha! America, America
I loved Stacy, but she was crushed by a fire truck
Ugly Elsa called me a cruel baboon
I put a stake in her chest, and she became kinder
My doctor told me that I'd kick the bucket soon
Aha! America, America
Aha! America, America
My death caught me at the very moment when I
Lit a cigarette and almost took a sip of beer
They hung my obituary in the loo in Kathmandu
And Freddie said: I don't care, he was just too weird
Aha! America, America
Aha! America, America
Aha! America, America
Aha! America, America